Frank's Super Pump
After illness forced my father, Frank, into early retirement, our kidney-shaped pool became his occupation, hobby, religion and full-time source of financial ruin. He skimmed it. Shocked it. Tested it. Discussed chlorine like a man briefing NASA. When the pump broke, a large “Super Pump” arrived. My mother stared at it, saying, “Well, I didn’t know they made those that big.” I almost died laughing. Dad tried hard to look offended, but a mustachioed grin gave him away. When Mom told him to pose with the pump, he did. He never liked being the joke, but he liked being ours.