Good Grief, Florida Man
The headline says my father baptized an alligator in the fountain outside Publix. FLORIDA MAN SAVES GATOR’S SOUL, STORE SECURITY NOT IMPRESSED.Someone cropped his face and added a halo. Someone else turned him into a Saint candle. A TikTok kid looped his prayer over a trap beat. The clip shows Dad in his church suit, cuffs rolled, shoes off, water rising around his shins. One hand on the gator’s back, the other raised to heaven. The gator looks half asleep. The crowd cheers. A manager waves a mop...